As the name suggests, "Cyber" Monday is for online shoppers whose insatiable hunger for shopping didn't stop at the malls on Black Friday but continued to the Monday that came after the weekend in which they were buying the "leftovers" from the Friday sale.
If you thought that people had enough, you couldn't be more mistaken!!!...these days mark the beginning of the "holiday" shopping season.
Suddenly, I'm dying to own a credit card because of all of these luring sales.
Not a credit card for myself but ones others can use, you know something like a credit card company (aka bank).
What would be better than forcing people to buy something that they don't have the money for and then, getting them to pay you back twice the amount for something they didn't need in the first place?
Sounds like a win-win as long as you're not on the receiving end, or wait, well if you're receiving the credit card payments, with interest (plus late fees, assuming they couldn't pay you at all, forget later), then, you NEED to be on the receiving end.
What's even better is, if all of them collectively default, you're at the brink of bankruptcy. Sounds scary? Nope! that's when you de-privatize your losses and collect taxes to bail you out.
Now, you might be thinking, "Wait, are you suggesting, extortion?" No! not at all! how can I?
You are just being bailed out by those same people who weren't paying you to begin with.
"How?" you ask. Well they don't know that they are bailing you out, you just get their taxes; they could've skipped their tax payments and paid you instead because there would've been no difference.
Speaking of skipping tax payments, you can do that too once your in that position; in a building on an island that has 100+ offices on the same floor. You can also check out other mini-island-countries. But if you can't decide which island to go to, you can always be neutral in your decision and go to Switzerland.
And yea, it's not actually bailing, when they're doing themselves a favor, because if you fail, they won't be able to bare the consequences.
Now, until you get a job at a financial institution and start receiving hefty bonuses, you can just sadistically enjoy what it would feel like to be rich in modern times.
Since, it will not happen, at least, anytime soon, check out this link:
The top 101 online stores to visit for holiday coupons, deals and sales.